Unfiltered Story #278186

(I went to the grocery store with my mom and my nephew, who is in his twenties. We’re going down the potato-chip aisle and I notice a new flavor)

Me: “Huh. Pina colada flavored chips.”

Mom: “Oh! I like pina coladas!”

Me: “Do you like getting caught in the rain?”

Mom: “Huh?”

Nephew: “If you’re not into yoga?”

Mom: “What?”

Me: “If you have half a brain?”

Mom: “Huh?”

My nephew and I: “IF YOU LIKE MAKIN’ LOVE AT MIDNIGHT!”

Mom: “What are you guys talking about?”

(My nephew and I start laughing)

Nephew: “It’s a song. The Pina Colada song.”