Unfiltered Story #273187

We have parked in the lot of a rather large strip mall, and there are three of us, me and two friends. I’m driving, and I’m getting out of the car with my friend and she hasn’t been to this particular mall before, so she’s a bit wondrous.

Friend #1: Whoa! I just saw that sign over there – it says The Dental Store. Ha, I wonder what they sell? (Jokingly)

Me, completely deadpan: Hair products.

Friend #2, who has just gotten out of the car: No no! They sell propane and propane accessories!