Unfiltered Story #272023

(A tech walks into the manager’s office. He has a small cut on his thumb from some chicken wire.)

Tech: I’ve got an injury I need to report.

Me: Oh no. *to manager* Call HR.

Manager: *pretends to dial his phone then reaches into his desk* Let me get the drug-test forms.

Me: *to tech* Are you safe to drive? Do you feel woozy? Do you need to sit down?

(The tech laughed himself out of the room and went to wash his hands. Another brave soul carrying on in spite of his own crippling pain!)