Unfiltered Story #269494

(I’m the dumb customer here, I don’t do mornings but I was sent on the breakfast run)
Me: can i get 2 sausage bagels please?
Cashier: Do you mean barms?
Me: No the bagels
C: We don’t have bagels sorry
Me: *points at a baguette* the bagels there.
C: Well….that’s a baguette…
Me: Yeah…a b….wait….am I saying the word bagel?

(Luckily she found it funny)