Unfiltered Story #263334

(At the time I worked in a gas station popular in the rural midwest that had a kitchen with deli and pizza. We made fritter sandwiches that were wrapped in foil and put on display in a case. The foil had ‘chicken’s or ‘pork’ on different sides depending on how you wrapped it and we circled the meat with a marker before displaying it. A man walked up to me and shoved one under my face, pointing at the circles ‘chicken’)

Him: what does the circle mean?
Me: if you look inside the circle, it says this sandwich is made of chicken!

(He walked away looking confused)