Unfiltered Story #263005

I am at my dad and stepmother’s house with my stepsister and step-grandmother for a birthday party. It’s just us, as no one else has shown up yet. My stepmother says something about chicken fingers, and my dad can’t help himself.

Dad: You’ve never heard of fingering?!

Stepmother: (Dad’s Full Name!) Your daughters are here! Your mother-in-law is here!

At this moment, the dog decides to fart.