Unfiltered Story #262393
An elderly female patron walks up to the information desk.
Patron: Excuse me, I seem to have lost my husband. Have you seen him?
Me: What does he look like?
Patron: Oh, just like all the other old geezers in here. Maybe I should just pick one at random. Who knows, it might make life a little more interesting!
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?