Unfiltered Story #260432

After getting fed up with repeated phone calls from telemarketers who won’t put me on their do not call list no matter how many times I tell them to, I adopt a strategy that my friend told me about. Now, those calls go a little something like this:

Me: (in an overly friendly tone) Customer service, how can I help you?

Telemarketer: *click*

And as an added bonus, they don’t call back!