Unfiltered Story #260018

I work for a small movie theatre. We only have one screen, our programming changes frequently, and we have lots of rentals. The phone rings one day…

Me: Good afternoon, (theatre).
Caller: Hi, when is (movie) playing again?
Me: That film only screened last night, unfortunately, it was presented by the filmmakers. You could contact them to find out how you can watch it?
Caller: I’m not going to do that.
Me: That’s the only suggestion I have.
Caller: It shouldn’t be this hard to watch a movie!