26 Of The Best Stories From Not Always Right – February 2021 Roundup!

It’s time for the February roundup! Our editors have decided among themselves which stories in February deserve the extra attention, regardless of the number of thumbs-ups they received. Out of all the stories we posted in the month, we’ve singled out twenty-six!

If there are any stories from the last month you feel we should have included, please let us know in the comments!

Take Care Of Your Partner. Period. – We’d tell you to marry him, but…

This Customer Has A Screeching Ignition – Hits from the comments: “…I’m not sure if this is ‘chaotic good’ or ‘neutral evil.'”

And That’s The Historical Tea – Wait until she hears that they don’t celebrate on July 4, either.

Being A Nerd Pays Off – Someone deserves a promotion!

Don’t Mess With Donna Reed – A clear-cut example of why you shouldn’t judge a book by its cover.

It’s Official; Cats Are The Cure For Everything – Hits from the comments: “A world without cats would be no world at all.”

They Don’t Know. But I Know. – Grown-worthy puns from the comments: “Sounds like they’re chew of a kind.”

Mis-Gendering The Complaints – Thank goodness these NAR customers weren’t complaining to a NAW manager.

Toddlers And Feral Cats: A Perfect Pair – Please refer to our previous caption about cats.

Another Day, Another Way To Cope With The Jerks – Gotta love it when corporate sets realistic, achievable goals.

Hellfire Is What You’ll Get – Hits from the comments: “I’ll be honest, I’ve dealt with plenty of printers that could have used application of a missile.”

This Girl Gets It – That’s one teenager who passes the vibe check.

Insert Several Clapping Emoji Here – Sometimes you just have to clap it out.

Bye-Bye, Bigot! – It must be so sad to be old and bitter and bored and have nothing better to do than to be a bigot.

A Heart-worming Tale – Half the fun of having kids is messing with them.

Thank Goodness For A Happy Ending – This could’ve ended up so much worse.

This Isn’t O! This Isn’t Even OK! – Excuse me while I go triple-check that my doors are locked.

Washing The Misogyny Right Out Of Him – We had a good giggle over this family’s dirty laundry.

“It Isn’t My Language; I Only Speak It” Is Such A Mood – Hits from the comments: “I’m just going to yell, ‘CONFUSED!’ when I don’t understand something from here on out.”

Keep The Ring In The Family, Lose The Weird Prejudices – We don’t even know where to start, unpacking this Grandma’s issues.

Going Off The Rails – Dartboard’s haunted.

These Fish Are Explosive – This all makes perfect sense to me!

Superiority Complex, Unplugged – This isn’t as bad as the college teacher I had who accidentally showed us some very personal images when he didn’t realize his screen was being projected.

The Ending Is Up-Beet – And to think, I don’t even like beets.

Our Cannon Is Ready To Go! – Gosh, we wish we could fire some people out of cannons.

Her Personality Is As Rotten As That Milk Is About To Become – Hopefully, she has a really big freezer.