26 Of The Best Stories From Not Always Right – February 2021 Roundup!
It’s time for the February roundup! Our editors have decided among themselves which stories in February deserve the extra attention, regardless of the number of thumbs-ups they received. Out of all the stories we posted in the month, we’ve singled out twenty-six!
If there are any stories from the last month you feel we should have included, please let us know in the comments!
Take Care Of Your Partner. Period. – We’d tell you to marry him, but…
This Customer Has A Screeching Ignition – Hits from the comments: “…I’m not sure if this is ‘chaotic good’ or ‘neutral evil.'”
And That’s The Historical Tea – Wait until she hears that they don’t celebrate on July 4, either.
Being A Nerd Pays Off – Someone deserves a promotion!
Don’t Mess With Donna Reed – A clear-cut example of why you shouldn’t judge a book by its cover.
It’s Official; Cats Are The Cure For Everything – Hits from the comments: “A world without cats would be no world at all.”
They Don’t Know. But I Know. – Grown-worthy puns from the comments: “Sounds like they’re chew of a kind.”
Mis-Gendering The Complaints – Thank goodness these NAR customers weren’t complaining to a NAW manager.
Toddlers And Feral Cats: A Perfect Pair – Please refer to our previous caption about cats.
Another Day, Another Way To Cope With The Jerks – Gotta love it when corporate sets realistic, achievable goals.
Hellfire Is What You’ll Get – Hits from the comments: “I’ll be honest, I’ve dealt with plenty of printers that could have used application of a missile.”
This Girl Gets It – That’s one teenager who passes the vibe check.
Insert Several Clapping Emoji Here – Sometimes you just have to clap it out.
Bye-Bye, Bigot! – It must be so sad to be old and bitter and bored and have nothing better to do than to be a bigot.
A Heart-worming Tale – Half the fun of having kids is messing with them.
Thank Goodness For A Happy Ending – This could’ve ended up so much worse.
This Isn’t O! This Isn’t Even OK! – Excuse me while I go triple-check that my doors are locked.
Washing The Misogyny Right Out Of Him – We had a good giggle over this family’s dirty laundry.
“It Isn’t My Language; I Only Speak It” Is Such A Mood – Hits from the comments: “I’m just going to yell, ‘CONFUSED!’ when I don’t understand something from here on out.”
Keep The Ring In The Family, Lose The Weird Prejudices – We don’t even know where to start, unpacking this Grandma’s issues.
Going Off The Rails – Dartboard’s haunted.
These Fish Are Explosive – This all makes perfect sense to me!
Superiority Complex, Unplugged – This isn’t as bad as the college teacher I had who accidentally showed us some very personal images when he didn’t realize his screen was being projected.
The Ending Is Up-Beet – And to think, I don’t even like beets.
Our Cannon Is Ready To Go! – Gosh, we wish we could fire some people out of cannons.
Her Personality Is As Rotten As That Milk Is About To Become – Hopefully, she has a really big freezer.