Unfiltered Story #259817

(My favourite granola slices are on offer so I bought myself a pack. You only get 4 in a pack and as I’m diabetic, this is an extra special treat. This take place at home with my partner)

Partner: I’m gonna go take a nap… and one of these granola slices.

Me: That’s dangerous. That’s like me drinking one of your wine bottles.

Partner: Hey, I never said you could not have my wine.

Me: I know because you know I hate the taste of wine.

Partner: Exactly!

(I think I’m gonna hide the rest of them)