Unfiltered Story #258858

(My cousin and his wife had a baby several months ago. I am seeing them for the first time since shortly after the baby was born, and am enjoying catching up with my cousin).
Me: How are you? I hear you’re at home with the baby these days.
Cousin: Yup, that’s right, I’m just a homeboy. . .
Me: *bursts out laughing*
Cousin: I meant stay-at-home-dad!!
Me: Actually, I think ‘homeboy’ is a much better description, we are using that from now on!