Unfiltered Story #258621

Several years ago I wasn’t well, feeling dreadful and my husband took me to our family doctor. I tell the doctor that as we were leaving I said to my 14 year old son, that if I don’t come back, you’ll know I’m dead. My son had replied no, Dad can bring you back . You’ll feed the dogs for a couple of weeks.
My doctor is horrified and tells me I need to bring my son in for a psych test. That’s when I say that we always tell our boys when they are roughhousing that we’ll use them for dog food if they kill each other.
My doctor looks at me and says ” Are you guys the Adams family ” .
I burst out laughing. Well, they say laughter is the best medicine.
My boys did make to adulthood alive and my dogs haven’t eaten mystery meat.