Unfiltered Story #257732

My dad hates squirrels. This is a known fact. I was looking for a gift for Father’s Dat for him, and I found a shirt with a squirrel on it that says “Excuse me but the bird feeder is empty!” I bought it and it was delivered today (I’d told him it would be late. He calls me and the following happens:

Me: Hi! Did your gift come?
Dad: Yes it came. I loved it. By the way, you’re out of the will.

We both laughed and then I talked to mom. She took a picture of him so I could see his face. Good times! He wasn’t serious about the will, at least i don’t think so. Only time will tell.