Unfiltered Story #257233

(My dad owns a store in our town. I was 15 year old girl at the time, but very innocent. I haven’t even seen a naked person. One day I go to visit him.)

Me: “Hey dad, do you have some money?”

Dad: “Nope.”

Me: *looks* “Then why do you have something in your pocket?”

(I slip my hand inside his pocket, and he yelps and practically pushes me away like I tried to stab him. He’s staring at me embarrassed like I’ve done something wrong, and I’m confused. Many years later, I realized the truth. How embarrassing!)