Unfiltered Story #257019

(I’ve gone in to the on-campus health clinic with flu-like symptoms.)

Me: I’ve had nausea, pain, soreness, and even a fever. I never get fevers!
Nurse: Well, could you be pregnant?
Me: Not a chance.
Nurse: Now, now. You’re in college now and you need to be truthful.
Me: I can’t possibly be pregnant. I’m not on my period, but I’ve also never had sex. And I have a FEVER.
Nurse: You should still check-
Me: I am a virgin. I cannot be pregnant when I’ve never had sex.
Nurse: Here, it’s a clinic nearby to help women who are pregnant.

(She tried to hand me a pamphlet but I just left. Turned out to be swine flu, as I was told by a doctor at a walk in clinic.)