Unfiltered Story #256707

I used to work at a chain grocery store who wasted nine months of my life and who shall remain nameless. On this particular day, the black ice is incredible. I almost was late to work because I stepped on a piece of black ice and almost fell.

Me: Watch out for black ice.

A Few Days Later:

Customer: The other day I came through your line and I think you said “Watch out for black ice” but I thought you said “Take a piss” so I went to the other side of the building and…um…..

Customer’s Friend: (chuckling) Please forgive him.