Unfiltered Story #256454

(This happens while playing a card game. I have almost lost, but suddenly come back to the detriment of one of my friends. It should be noted that he is wearing flip-flops.)
Friend #1: God d*** it!
Friend #2: Not again…
Friend #1: If you pull that off again I’m going to curb stomp you!
Me: *Not missing a beat, derisively* In flip-flops?
Friend #1: …S***.