Unfiltered Story #254355

(I wasn’t feeling up to dealing with customers and also wasn’t feeling the best. So I did what I always do when I’m tired or whatever and that is to put a bright red lipstick on and just go about my day.)
Cust: whoa girl, you someone’s hoe?
Me: I’m sorry, what?
Cust: well with those lips, you be someone’s hoe?
Me: I don’t understand sir, but here’s your receipt have a nice day.
Cust: I could teach you how to be my hoe if you want
Me: Nope I’m good thanks.

Cust finally leaves and my boss comes up, asking “What did he want?”
Me: To teach me how to be a “hoe” because of my lipstick colour
Boss loses it.
I don’t know why that dude thought it would be a compliment for me to hear nor do I understand why he thought that I should hear it. But whatever dude, at least I got a good laugh out of it.