Unfiltered Story #253682

(I work at a retirement home as a server. A coworker and I are setting the tables for the next meal when she turns to me and says:)

Coworker: “Wouldn’t it be funny if everyone on planet Earth yawned at the same time, and then their faces got frozen that way?”

(A few minutes later:)

Coworker: “And wouldn’t it be funny if you were the only person whose face stayed normal? Everyone would want to kill you!”

(This is my kind of coworker.)