Unfiltered Story #253103

My 8 year old nephew is visiting and needs a hair cut. My girlfriend offers to cut his hair like she does for me, a simple buzz cut. It should be noted that I have a receding hairline this is quite noticeable on both sides but the center is still mostly there.

Girlfriend: “Would you like me to your hair like I do for your uncle?”

Newphew: “Uhhhhh, can I inspect his hair first?”

(I lean down so he can examine my hair. He inspects my hair for a minute and then replies.)

Nephew: “Sure you can cut my hair, I don’t want the two holes though!”

Neither do I bud, neither do I…..