Unfiltered Story #251030

(I am standing in front of a store with my grandmother, who is always very tame, and we are talking about how my grandfather always says the world would be better if it were run by twelve-year olds, what with the lack of political parties and such.)
Me: Yeah, the only kind of parties would be the kind with, like…
Grandmother: *dead serious* Beer.
Me: I was going to say music, but alright.