Unfiltered Story #250175

My two roommates and their friend, all 9 yrs younger than myself, are playing a quiz game on their phones when I walk in to talk to them about something. I glance at Roommate #1’s phone which has a question and four answers. The question is “Which is a city in Turkey?”
Me: Istanbul
Roommate: …*clicks it and is right* How did you know that?
Me: *singing*🎶Istanbul was Constantinople
Now it’s Istanbul, not Constantinople
Been a long time gone, Oh Constantinople
Why did Constantinople get the works?
That’s nobody’s business but the Turks🎶
All 3: *Cracking up*….What?!
Me: Yeah it’s a weird song but the short version is Istanbul is in Turkey and I was right.