Unfiltered Story #250142

(My father is a bit old fashioned and I’m too young to dste.My boyfriend is very chatty and outgoing. He just came to pick me up for our date.)

Boyfriend:Evening ma’am,looking lovely as usual.
Mom:Oh, why couldn’t my generation be this sweet. [My name] is almost ready.
Boyfriend:Okay. Hi sir, looking sharp.
Dad:Lingau de doi bani.
(In the car)

Boyfriend:Your dad doesn’t like me bery much doesn’t he?
Me:He doesn’t like most people to be jonest.Why?
Boyfriend:*repeats what dad said*
Me:My Romanian is limited but he either called you a lowly asskisser or a toad.