25 Crazy Tales Of Black Friday Madness!

Dear readers,

It’s that day again. The one shopping day of the year that spreads fear and loathing to retail workers everywhere in the US. The day where American shoppers commit bodily harm to others to get that deal literally one day after being thankful for what they already have.

Yes… Welcome to another Black Friday!

To all those retail workers out there who have to endure the hordes of entitled shoppers today, we salute you. If you meet a truly terrible customer today, we’re here for you to tell us about it! In the meantime, we’ve rounded up 25 crazy tales of Black Fridays past that show you’re not going through today alone.

Good luck and stay safe!

Black Friday Takes The Same Route Every Year – One reasonable customer, and one of… those.

How To Get Ahead Of The Sales – What are they selling? Tickets to the fountain of youth or something?

Door Busted – At least it dawned on them eventually.

Tazed And Confused – Be sure to stretch before you run over other humans for a deal!

In Line And Out Of Line, Part 4 – Ahhhh, good ol’ Texas.

Doesn’t Fit Well With Me – Hits from the comments: “Yes, and then the story gets posted online and the whole world will get to mock you for your disgusting, infantile behavior. Fun for the whole family!”

He Needs To Be Taken Outside And Quartered – Try thinking about other people for a change.

Maybe They Moved Because Of You – Oh, just wait there and the store will come to you.

Targeting The Wrong Worker – I don’t think this author works there, either.

Not Quite As Provocative As I Recall – Just call me “Tickle Me, Get Kicked.”

America: Canada’s Shoes – But you’re not in Canada now, are you?

Makes You Want To Throw In The Towel – Do you know where your towel is? You may want to leave it there.

Inaction Figures – Because passive-aggression always gets you what you want.

Cooking Up A Storm – Oh, to be a fly on the wall at their next family gathering.

The Dividing Line – This is why I shop online.

They Crossed A Line – Don’t sweat it. Instant Karma is on the way.

Purchasing Identity Crysis – A jerk on any other day is ten times the jerk on Black Friday.

Acts Of Kindness Do Register – Sometimes instant Karma is a positive thing!

They Are In The Lower Percentile – That’s probably not even the first time it happened that day.

In Line And Out Of Line, Part 2 – That manager is a lot nicer than I would’ve been!

The High Point Of Black Friday – Here’s hoping this wasn’t the high point of your day.

How To Re-Tire Bad Customers – Thank you, and also you’re terrifying.

Shoplifted And Uplifted – Someone’s always watching you.

Because Everything On The Internets Is Private – Good thing no one else checks sales online.

Not Quite A Dream Job – Just when you thought Black Friday was over…

We hope you enjoyed this special Black-Friday-themed roundup from us here at Not Always Right! Want to send in your own story? Submit your story here!

Some other roundups to check out if you liked this one:

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10 Stories About Customers Who Will Do Anything For A Discount