Unfiltered Story #249737

All personnel are on the press floor (it was the biggest open space for the facility) to hear the CEO make an announcement.

CEO: *Company* is going to outsource all printing from now on, but *Local Printing Company* is offering employment to press personnel.

CEO: Any rumors going around that I am planning to sell *Company* are false. If I sold, I’d only get about $ 2 million dollars, and that’s not enough for MY kids.

He sold the company about a year later.