Unfiltered Story #249379
(I’m a reasonably athletic guy with a muscular chest. My wife is bi)
We’re getting a little frisky on the bed and she starts grabbing at my chest. But she doesn’t want muscle.
Her: “There’s nothing there!”
Me: “There’s not supposed to be.”
I steer her hands towards her own chest but it’s no good. She says they don’t count.
“Sometimes I just want some titties!”
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