Unfiltered Story #249367

Overheard as I was lingering at the gate to my store:

Guy #1: “I don’t think the grocery store is hiring.”
Guy #2: “Go punch a bag boy in the face. Then they’ll have an opening.”

I’m fairly confident Guy #2 was joking, but considering some of the other stories on this site, I do worry a little when I look back on it.