Unfiltered Story #248037

I pick up the phone and I immediately know it’s a scammer.

Scammer: Hello this is…John from your computer’s technical support.
Me: Oh hello John, from not my computer’s technical support.
Scammer: Yes, hello…no, I am from Windows.
Me: Oh, really? Are you sure?
Scammer: I am from Windows, yes. Your computer is infected and I need some information…
Me: Uh huh, I don’t think so. You’re a scammer.
Scammer: Who told you I am scammer?
Me: No one? I’m just not an idiot?
Scammer: *mood does a 180* Well f*** you, you son-of-a-b****! You are son-of-a-b**** you b****.
Me: Well, that’s a lovely vocabulary you have there. You have a horrible day now! *said in my most syrupy-sweet customer service voice over him screaming incoherently in the background*

I hung up and proceeded to laugh for the next minute. Seriously, why do these people even try anymore. Idiots.