Unfiltered Story #247787

Customer-“where is the cube?”
Me-“what type of cube?”
Customer-“No THE cube *rolls eyes* are you local?”
Me-“yes”
Customer-“so you’re a local but you don’t know where it is!?”
Me-“oh it’s a place? No sorry I’ve never heard of it”
Customer who works at visitors centre-” I can help I have a map in my car I can show you where it is”
Customer who turns out not to be an actual customer- *walks out of the door yelling* “I can’t believe she’s a f**king local and doesn’t know what I’m talking about!”