Unfiltered Story #246324

*A couple of coworkers and I are working on getting a DND campaign going. I’d been having trouble figuring some of my stats so I’ve been chatting with the DM*

DM: I’m pretty sure that’s what it’s supposed to be. If not, we can update when I get back.

Me: Sounds good. I’m not too worried

DM: OH! [Spouse] is joining! She’s going to be a halfling barbarian!

Me: Ooh fun, barbarian! What’s the other half going to be?

DM: …

Me: WAIT! I figured it out.

DM: Think barbarian hobbit

Me: I know…it just took me a minute to get there.

DM: Lol