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Unfiltered Story #245717

, , | Unfiltered | October 15, 2021

I am a little . . . unpredictable and like to call out to people when we are in the car.

One day, I was driving and talking with my husband when we stopped at a traffic light. A huge pickup pulled up next to us. The driver decided to rev his very loud engine. I couldn’t hear what my husband was saying.

I said, “Hold on a second” and powered my window down. To the other driver I said, “It’s okay; I understand.”

Male driver: “Huh?”

“That big truck? That powerful engine? That muffler? Oh, honey, it’s okay that you’re overcompensating for your tiny penis.”

Male driver’s eyes got huge, he rolled his windows up, and hit the gas hard as soon as the light changed.

I yelled, “Remember; size doesn’t really matter!”