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Unfiltered Story #245446

, , | Unfiltered | October 13, 2021

(I’m shopping with my young son. He’s cheeky, as kids are, and starts chucking packs of his favorate biscuit into the trolly one by onewhilst saying ‘MINE’ like the seagulls on Finding Nemo)

Me: *son* you can have one pack but you got to put the rest back ok?

Son: *still clutching about 3 packs* MINE!

Me: Ok, it’s the toaster for you

(I pick my son up, take the biscuits off him and start to tickle him. I suddenly feel a tug at my free arm)

Old woman: CITIZANS ARREST!

Me: What the hell? Get off me!

Old woman: NO, I SAW IT ALL! YOU THREATENED THAT KID THEN ATTEMPTED TO KIDNAP HIM!

(The woman is small, so I raise my arm where she’s grabbed me and lift her completely off the floor)

Old woman: PUT ME DOWN!

Me: I will, only if you promise to leave me and MY SON alone!

(I lower my arm again and she scurry away)