Unfiltered Story #245419

(My partner is a Slytherin, and I’m a Gryffindor. We’re having tea at my house and I lend them my Gryffindor mug.)

Partner: *takes a sip* I’m betraying my house. *takes another sip* But it’s ok! It’s not my mug, it’s my boyfriend’s mug. *takes another sip and looks at mug* I’m still betraying my house…