Unfiltered Story #245381

As a result of a bad cold I developed a sore inside my nose which persisted, and got worse, until I finally thought “Duh! Google it!” only to find out that everything I had been doing to help heal it was actually having the opposite effect. What I needed was petroleum jelly. My husband was going to a pharmacy to pick up prescriptions and because I couldn’t find the jar I thought we had, I ran to catch him as he walked out the door.

ME: Hey Hubster, while you’re at the pharmacy can you pick up a jar of petroleum jelly??

HUBBY: *after making lube joke” Haha sure, what do you need it for??

ME: I looked up my nose and I need some.

HUBBY: Oooookay?

ME: GOOGLED!! I GOOGLED my nose!!

He still looked at me funny as he walked out the door.