Unfiltered Story #245372

(Me and my wife have gone to the shopping centre near us as a racing driver I’m a fan of was there signing copies of his autobiography. After we have seen him we loom around and soon stop for lunch at a fast food place. At the table next to us is a woman with baby who is crying)

Me: *to woman* Sounds like someone needs a beer

Woman: WHAT?! ARE YOU SERIOUSLY SUGGESTING I GIVE MY 3 MONTH OLD SON ALCAHOL?

Me: *shocked* No not at all. I was just trying to make polite conversation

Woman: IF I SEE YOU WITH KIDS I’LL REPORT YOU!

(The woman got up and left, leaving her half eaten food on the table. Me and my wife look at each other and agreed we hope her day gets better and sense of humour returns)