Unfiltered Story #244244

Me: Thank you for calling [store]. How can I help you?
Customer: Can you tell me how much milk there is?
(Note: the used no inflection or accent to indicate she meant anything other than quantity.)
Me: What kind?
Customer: The cheapest.
Me: We only sell one brand…do you want skim or whole or….
Customer: Whole milk
Me: One moment….703.
Customer: What?
Me: …I have 703 gallons of whole milk.
..?
Customer: What’s the price? How much is it?
Me: $2.84
Customer: What?
Me: It’s two dollars and eighty- four cents.
Customer: Oh….Thank you…
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