Unfiltered Story #243945

My wife and I were putting clean sheets on the bed. After we got all the sheets and blankets in place, I commented, “All right, we’ve made our bed.”

My wife quipped, “And now you have to lie in it.”

So I sprawled across the bed, looked up at her, and said, “You’re the most beautiful woman in the world.”

She whacked me with a pillow.