Unfiltered Story #242912

(I am in a small convenience store about a block from my home when another customer walks in)

Customer: (to cashier) Do you have biscuits? Like, dough-in-a-can biscuits?

Cashier: Sorry, no.

(The customer stares at all of the bongs and pipes and other smoking paraphernalia inside the glass counter up front)

Customer: You DO have bongs, though… but I need biscuits! (briskly exits the store)