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, , | Unfiltered | August 18, 2021

Some friends and I were picking up groceries for a party one evening, when we pass a grandmother—probably in her late-50s—carrying a brand-new baby. I stopped to coo at the baby and ask his grandmother how old he was. An older gentleman came around the corner, watched my interaction with the baby, and then loudly declared:

Man: “Git yourself a husband and you can have one of those!”

Me: *flashing my wedding band* “I have a husband, actually, but…”

Man: “Then you should already be working on babies!”

Me: *flabbergasted* “He’s deployed right now, so babies aren’t really an option, but…”

Man: “Well you can always git yourself another man while he’s gone to take care of that!”

My friends quickly dragged me away before I said or did anything I regretted!

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