Unfiltered Story #241164

I am helping a customer load a chair into her vehicle on a windy dayl
Me: Let’s try the back seat.
(As I pick up the char my shirt flies up, exposing my belly button.
Customer: Oh my goodness, what a cute innie! (she proceeds to stick her finger IN my belly button)
Me: Ma’am, please don’t do that.
Customer: But it’s so cute! (she continues to poke my belly button)
Me: Ma’am, that doesn’t give you a right to touch me.
Her: But it’s cute! (she pokes it again and I finally get the chair in the car)
Me (slightly embarrassed): Ma’am have a great day!
Her: Thanks for the free show!

People are crazy!