Unfiltered Story #241036

(My boyfriend’s sister is helping me dye my hair, and he is watching.)
Sister: “I’m going to leave the dye in for about half an hour to fourty five minutes.”
Boyfriend: “But that’s such a long time!”
Sister: “Usually I’d leave it in longer, but I’m also usually covering grays. Which you don’t have.”
Me: (To [Boyfriend]) “Hun, you’re going to GIVE me grays.”