Unfiltered Story #241007
My dad knows my birthday is coming up and, finding out that our printer is acting up, decides to get me a new one as a gift. He brings it over on Saturday, the 4th, because it’s the first convenient day. My birthday is the 5th.
Dad: [to my kids] And do you know why I’m bringing this? What day is today?
Kids: …
Dad: It’s your mom’s birthday!
Me: Nope.
Dad: [completely ignores me] Come on, let’s sing Happy Birthday for her!
(hours later)
Dad: Wait… Today’s the 4th? I thought it was the 5th.
Me: Nope, the 4th. I told you it wasn’t my birthday.
Dad: Yeah, I wondered why you said that. I thought you just didn’t know what you were talking about.
Ladies and gentlemen, my family.
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