Unfiltered Story #240678

(I was working drive thru when this incident occurred. A woman apparently ordered a plain hamburger. That’s all she said, plain hamburger. When she gets her sandwich she opens it up and finds mustard on it. She marches up to the counter.)
Customer: “why is there mustard on my sandwich? I ordered it plain!”
Manager: “ma’am that’s what plain is. If you wanted it with no mustard then you’d want it plain and dry.”
Customer: “I don’t know what kind of terminology you use here but everywhere else I go they know what I mean!”
(Apparently I’ve been living a lie my whole life)