Unfiltered Story #240624

I am about to move to be closer to what has been my long-distance boyfriend. At this point, we are pretty sure that we are going to get married when he graduates next spring, but we are waiting until we have had an in-person relationship for a bit to decide that for certain.

BF: “…because we still need to gather more data.”

Me: “…”

BF: “…I just made our relationship sound like a research project, didn’t I?”