Unfiltered Story #240053

My dad worked at a call center. He has just trained a new hire and just convinced her to take her first call. The caller had a new phone and its call log was not cleared. The call gets transferred to a manager and it goes something like this:
Customer: I’M A REFUGEE FROM FRANCE!!!
Manager: Yes, and what about it?
Customer: THE GOVERNMENT HAS BEEN TAPPING INTO MY PHONE!
Manager: And…?
Customer: THE CIA POISONED MY DOG!!
The manager hangs up.