24 Satisfying Stories About Lying Customers Getting Caught

| Right | August 30, 2020

Dear readers,

Regular readers of this site will know that customers lie… a lot! They will say whatever they feel they need to to get that refund, or that discount, or to get that employee in trouble just out of pure spite.

Thankfully, some of us are one step ahead of them and can expose them for the liars that they are, sometimes in the most satisfying of ways! Therefore, we have rounded up 24 such stories from our archives, which all satisfyingly show what happens when a customer is caught in the act of lying!

 

Taking A Leap (Year) From The Truth – This liar couldn’t take the heat (gun).

Piercing Observation – Please do not puncture the preteens!

Beverly Spills Chihuahua – Sometimes liars get what’s coming to them, and things get… messy.

Wrong Said Fred – Very, very extended family.

The Price of Verity – Don’t you just love calling their bluff?

Pointless Points – Her grasp of logic is worse than the “awful” sandwich!

Self-Deluded Dogma – Maybe someone else cancelled on them. More likely, they’re just an idiot.

Cost In The Translation – Nos encantan los mentirosos estúpidos.

Now Hiring: Paramarketers – Why do people keep trying this garbage?!

A Poser By Any Other Name – Has this one ever actually worked?

Ask Me Questions, I Tell You Lies – They should tattoo “liar” on this customer’s forehead.

Fuel For (Lack Of) Thought – We’re not sure if this one’s lying on purpose or just stupid.

Numbers Don’t Lie – Nothing like egg on your face.

Inn-Experienced – Auuugh, don’t enable people like this!

Cost In The Translation, Part 2 – Hits from the comments: “It’s called Karma, and it’s pronounced, ‘Haha, f*** you.'”

Thank God It’s Fraud-day – If you’re gonna lie, you’ve got to be smart about it.

Viva(cious), Las Vegas – If you believe that, we’ve got a bridge shaped like a guitar to sell you.

Not Quite A Family Business – This shift is turning into a regular family reunion!

Putting The Why In The Y-Chromosome – Time for Mom to lay down the law.

Zombies Need High-Speed Internet Too – This customer is going to be the dead one when his wife finds out.

One Loses His Allowance, The Other His Immortal Soul – Kids say the darnedest things… and at the best times!

Caught Red Carded – Almost makes him wish his wallet was stolen.

An Open(ed) and Shut Case – No caption for this one. I facepalmed too hard and broke my glasses.

The Mother Of All Excuses – Mom has had a really, really rough year.

 

We hope you enjoyed this roundup about lying customers getting caught in the act! Let us know in the comments if there were any stories we were too lazy to include! Want to send in your own story? Submit your story here!


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