Unfiltered Story #234967

(I’m working as a cashier at the garden entrance, tables of flower are surrounding me, along with some lawn mowers. I’m standing right at the entrance, chatting with a vendor, when a customer walks up)

Me: How you doing, today?

Customer: Uh…could you tell me where the Garden department is?

(The vendor tries to run away before cracking up laughing, I just put my arms up and twirl around and look around)

Me: You’re in it!

Customer: Oh! I mean the grilling department!

(I send him to the grill aisle. After he goes into the building, We all start laughing. I see him leave through the main entrance, despite being parked directly in front of garden)