Unfiltered Story #234088

I live near a large health food/alternative diets supermarket. I was in there looking at their Easter treats display, which is a big table with a pyramid of chocolate bunnies, chickens and eggs stacked up, looking for a diabetic-friendly Easter Egg for my Grandmother, when I hear a commotion behind me.

Customer: I can’t believe you don’t have ANY Easter chocolates! At this time of the year! Easter is in a week!
Cashier: Ma’am, just behind you there-
Customer: I have looked all over the store and not a single Easter product!
Cashier: Just behind you-
Customer: I mean, what is this? I know you’re all a bit hippy dippy in here, but seriously. What is this?
Cashier: Ma’am, if you would just turn around-
Customer: Are you just not getting any in?
Me: They’re over here
Customer: Well how was I supposed to know that?
Me: Wow
Customer: What?
Me: Just… wow.