Unfiltered Story #233816

Me: Hi, what would you like to have?

Customer: Black coffee, two.

Me: Ok, will that be two small or two large coffees?

Customer: Coffee

Me: Yes, coffee, two small or two large?

Customer: Medium.

Me: We only have small or large sizes, which would you like?

Customer: Not large.

Me *screaming internally*: Two small coffees it is then. Perfect.